![]() 11/24/2015 at 08:38 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Pass the milk!
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Aww, its a little ball python. Adorable!
![]() 11/24/2015 at 08:43 |
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Pass the bottle, pass the knife,
Pass me your unholy crafts.
![]() 11/24/2015 at 08:55 |
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If I got a snake as a cereal box prize, I wouldn’t complain.
![]() 11/24/2015 at 08:59 |
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:05 |
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A balanced breakfast full of vitamin S. (whatever the hell that is)
Also, snakeysnake.
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:12 |
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Stop what?
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:14 |
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Stop giving me the creeps!
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:15 |
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It’s just a gif. It’ll be fine.
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:17 |
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Whew!
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:19 |
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It’s just a baby ball python. They are harmless. And adorable.
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:21 |
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No snake is adorable.
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:24 |
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Well, at least they are harmless. Ball pythons don’t have any real teeth to speak of, and they don’t get big enough to choke you out.
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:26 |
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Snakes, even harmless ones, petrify me..............thanks to my big brother who used to chase me with garter snakes, threatening to put them down my neck, when we were kids. Yet, they fascinate me.
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:31 |
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Yeah... that’ll do it.
Yet, they fascinate me.
As in, they make pretty handbags or a nice pair of shoes?
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:31 |
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Lord no! I just like watching them...........on TV or in a zoo.
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:33 |
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That’s good. My wife use to always look at the snake and go “When is it gonna get big enough for me to make a purse?”
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:39 |
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WHERE’S MY MILK, WOMAN?!?!?!?
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:43 |
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Now that’s a prize!
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:48 |
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Eew. I couldn’t own anything made out of snakeskin.
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:50 |
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Get it yourself!
#ImageCrackedMeUp
![]() 11/24/2015 at 09:55 |
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A baby would be small enough to fit in your hand when it is balled up like that. This one is a bit older.
![]() 11/24/2015 at 10:19 |
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snek for breakfast?
![]() 11/24/2015 at 10:38 |
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HELL NO! Adios, I’m out. Burn the house to the ground!
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![]() 11/24/2015 at 10:42 |
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by the way I’m surprised you passed up the obvious “snake in a box” pun
![]() 11/24/2015 at 10:42 |
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Didn’t even cross my mind. I must be slipping.